Author: Padraig Fahy

  • Big Brother UK 2024 – Day 12 – Live Eviction

    Big Brother UK 2024 – Day 12 – Live Eviction

    • Baked Potato goes straight over to Nathan’s bed to have a chat.
    • Nathan is in the DR – He is speechless. He really likes Baked Potato. Besides politics, they get on very well.
    • Marcello, Segun and Dean are in the kitchen cleaning up.
    • Baked Potato in the DR – Baked Potato is giddy about this ‘relationship’ with Nathan.
    • Emma is making her mark in the smoking area. Inside the smoking room is back walls and doors. She is writing on the door with her nail.
    • Daze in the DR talking about her potential last full day in the Big Brother house.
    • BP and Nathan are in the upstairs talking. They are OK that their relationship is out in the open. Everything is chill!
    • Nathan stands up to wipe his arse.
    • Izaaz is talking with Marcello about what happened yesterday.
    • Lily is in the DR, talking about her potential last full day in the house.
    • Ali is in the DR – Ali thinks that people’s true self is coming out. She doesn’t want to go home now.
    • “It’s giving rule break” – Martha has written her name on the doors and walls of the smoking room. This breaks rule 12 of the house rules where messages cannot be written or communicated.
    • BB: “Half of the luxury budget has been removed. All tea and coffee gone. All biscuits banned. All sweets seized. All 140 packets of crisps has been confiscated. Fizzy drinks? Forget about it.”
    • Marcello ‘attempts’ a double flip
    • Martha in the DR after writing her name in the smoking room. Other housemates (Emma) have also written on the walls and doors.
    • Martha feels that she is on borrowed time.
    • Will (Presenter): “The spirit of Nasty Nick lives on”
    • Today’s task. The housemates are wearing letters. First question. Line up with their front letters in alphabetical order.
    • Dean in the DR showing his O face. Dean cannot spell coffee.
    • The klaxon goes off, and they line up to spell “Bagel”
    • Marcello in the DR – “Nathan stole my girl” – Considers Nathan and BP a power-couple. Marcello admits to being over-flirtatious with BP. BB: “Is Marcello after any new potatoes?” Marcello liked Emma.
    • Lily has been called to the DR – “P is for what, Lily?” – She blurts Pussy. BB asks question some questions that the answers are all “P” which is a letter that she is wearing.
    • She got 6 out of 7 questions correctly.
    • Shopping is available in the storeroom.
    • They have 3 minutes to spell out words to describe Marcello.
    • Housemates passed their task for today. They have earned a disco. Lily is screaming.
    • Ali doesn’t like “Sarah”. She doesn’t have a connection with her.
    • Lily is screaming continuously. Sarah, Hanah, Emma is not liking the screaming.
    • Hanah goes into the bedroom and asks people to flush the toilet.
    • Hanah in the DR – She is disgusted by someone not cleaning up after themselves in the toilet.
    • The housemates are dressing up for the disco.
    • Ali has got close to Martha, Lily, Daze in recent days.
    • BP is in the bathroom. She is pissed off with Lily highlighting Nathan and BP’s ‘relationship’
    • VOTING IS NOW CLOSED.
    • They are having their disco.
    • Lily is praising Hanah.
    • Lily is sucking toes.
    • Hanah is in the DR talking about the people who are up for eviction. She doesn’t want Martha or Daze to go.
    • Will & AJ talking to the house.
    • The viewers have spoken and the 2nd housemate to be evicted is: Daze.

  • Big Brother UK 2024 – Day 11 Notes

    Big Brother UK 2024 – Day 11 Notes

    • The hot water is still not on.
    • Police officers Izaaz and Thomas are talking about other housemates.
    • Cuts to the morning. They have been doing this shift for 11 hours. BB announces that their shift is over.
    • The cabinet minister could have spent £30,000,000 out of their budget to spend on turning on the hot water. They reject it.
    • They made a speech to the ‘nation’ informing them of this decision.
    • Thomas and Izaaz are asleep.
    • Dean in the DR – He is upset with Izaaz shit-stirring about the bagel.
    • Baked Potato and Nathan are getting to know each other more. They are being flirty with each other. Baked Potato has butterflies.
    • Lily in the DR – Her Number 1 point in her manifesto. Ban phones and everyone should have iPad’s. Free everything (House, shopping, cars, etc)
    • BB has the morning newspaper. Sarah cartwheels in the house on the way to get the newspaper from Storage. The newspaper includes news about the party last night and Bagelgate and the fact that they didn’t have a 3rd person on shift.
    • Martha in the DR shouting at BB… She is fuming that the politicians had a party. She needs a “genny lec” (General election) right now.
    • Big Brother radio is on. The prime minister and cabinet are having a radio interview.
    • Each of them speak about a housemate. Nathan is saying that Izaaz is a game player. Sarah is too nice.
    • Housemates get to ‘call’ into the radio to respond. Sarah is on the ‘phone’ to the ‘Sinister Minister’.
    • Khaled would not like “Lily” to be Head of House as it would be chaos. Lily on the phone. She hangs up on the PM, Khaled.
    • Izaaz is angry about staying up all night and the politicians not choosing a 3rd person.
    • Thomas and Izaaz are thinking that the politicians are game players and last night will affect future tasks in the house.
    • Hanah is in the DR – Angry about the politicians in general. Nothing specific.
    • They have 1 last task to carry out. The housemates must make butter. They have 30 minutes to make 8 blocks of butter. Hanah and Sarah has been chosen.
    • The politicians are paying £60 million of their budget to add Tom, Izaaz and Segun. Izaaz is visibly angry.
    • Thomas and Sarah were going to throw dirt at Nathan. Hanah objected and the 2 of them got into an argument.
    • Not only does the cow produce milk, but it shits.
    • They make 8 blocks of butter, and they play in the mud by wrestling each other.
    • BB has gathered the housemates for the results of the Shopping Task.
    • Results: Roadwork team was successful. Martha generated enough energy. Police kept Number 10 safe. Government didn’t dodge any questions on the radio show. Workers successfully made butter.
    • They get a luxury shopping budget and the hot water and appliances have also been switched on.
    • They are playing “Never have I ever”. Sarah voted for UKIP.
    • Izaaz in the DR – Thinks Segun is a game player. Is no longer going to be on anyone’s side.
    • Khaled and Segun are talking about Izaaz. Khaled is going to distance himself from Izaaz for now.
    • Nathan, Baked Potato and Lily are in the garden. Lily is screaming “kiss kiss kiss”. Lily and Baked Potato kissed. Baked Potato and Nathan kissed.
    • Marcello and Ali came out and asked what was going on. Lily spilled the tea to Ali and BP.
    • Nathan and BP run off into the bathroom to talk. Dean and Martha walked in on them having a chat. Then they went into the bedroom and spoke with Dean. They just wanted to run away from Lily.
    • Nathan is denying that there is anything between him and BP.
    • Lily is in the DR – She has gossip and told BB about what happened between BP and Nathan. Lily just wants to kiss people.
    • Nathan and Ali are talking in the corridor. During the fire alarm the other night, there was a temporary evacuation. During that time BP and Nathan talked about going on a date once the show is finished. Cameras never picked it up.
    • Someone left a condom in Nathan’s bed.

  • Big Brother UK 2024 – Day 10 Notes

    Big Brother UK 2024 – Day 10 Notes

    • The house has been turned into Downing street.
    • “Things can only get better” By D:ream plays to wake up the housemates.
    • It’s time for this weeks Shopping Task!
    • Head of House Khaled is now Prime Minister Khalad as part of this weeks shopping task.
    • Emma is the Minister for Transport.
    • Daze is the Minister for Energy.
    • Nathan is the Minister for Agriculture.
    • Izaaz and Thomas are plotting something.
    • PM and their ministers are in their cabinet office.
    • They have a budget of £100 million that can be alloted to tasks over the next 2 days.
    • First task: The roads have potholes. Roadworkers have 60 minutes to fix the potholes.
    • They have a choice of paying £50 million for better tools or £30 for an extra 30 minutes. They chose not to spend any money.
    • Roadworkers are Lily, Ali, Dean, Baked Potato and Marcello. Ali and Baked Potato are painting road markings. The other 3 are filling in the pot holes.
    • Nathan in the DR – Excited to play as Boris Johnson.
    • They manage to complete the task.
    • Citizen Lily is delivering lunch to the Cabinet office.
    • Izaaz and Sarah are knocking on the door asking for Rishi. Rishi Sunak is not the Prime Minister. Kier Starmer is.
    • Cabinet Ministers are returning from lunch. Dean threw the remining food (A bagel) from the cabinet’s lunch into the bin to prevent any failures.
    • Khaled and Izaaz are debating about the bagel. Izaaz believes that the bagel should have been put in the fridge and not the bin.
    • The next task is to do with Net zero emissions. They must generate clean energy. One person must keep blowing wind turbines for 20 minutes. They have 30 minutes to do this.
    • They pay £10 million for an extra 10 minutes.
    • Martha has 40 minutes to blow 3 small wind turbines for 20 minutes.
    • She has blowing the wind turbines for 32 minutes. Martha has completed the task.
    • Baked Potato is talking about the bagels… again. Izaaz is trolling.
    • Izaaz is still trolling about the bagel.
    • Izaaz in the DR – Admits that he is up to no good with the mischief.
    • “He’s getting on my tits” – Emma about Izaaz.
    • Ministers and Prime Minister must pick 2 people to protect Downing Street tonight. Tom and Izaaz has been chosen. They have chosen to not spend £20 million on a third person.
    • Thomas and Izaaz cannot fall asleep during the task.
    • BB has thrown the cabinet ministers with a secret party.
    • There is extra refreshments but Nathan and Emma must sneak the drink from the storeroom past the police men.
    • They go into the house and straight to the store room without raising any suspicion. Dean nearly catches them but they managed to go back into the cabinet office with drink stashed under jackets.
    • The housemates hoped that BB threw a party for the ministers and PM, but Nathan is denying that a party happened… Like the Covid party IRL.
    • Hanah in the DR – Doesn’t have faith in Izaaz and Thomas to stay awake.
    • Dean is pissed off that Izaaz was winding people up about the bagel.

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