Category: Television

  • Big Brother UK 2024 – Day 19 – Live Eviction

    Big Brother UK 2024 – Day 19 – Live Eviction

    • Lily in the DR – She has a toothache. She had 3 packets of Tangfastics, lots of Coke and sweets. BB is going to check with the doctors. The girls go to Lily for guidance, but not the boys.
    • Nathan in the DR – Talking about the eviction. Nathan thinks Martha is hoping that he goes tomorrow. He thinks Izaaz is going to go tomorrow.
    • Izaaz in the DR – He intentionally takes himself away from any drama. Feels ‘alone’ at times.
    • BP cracks an egg on Nathan’s head and runs away. She runs outside behind the coach. Nathan runs out, finds BP and smashes an egg on BP.
    • Ali and Dean are talking. Marcello, Khaled, Segun on top of this house hierarchy. With the straight women (Sarah/Martha?/Hanah) supporting them. And the queer boys underneath them with the queer girls floating around.
    • Izaaz is floating around the queers, as he didn’t want to join ‘The Boys’ at the top of the hierarchy.
    • Khaled wants to stay in the house. He is enjoying his time.
    • Lily in the pool. No one wants to join her as others are tanning.
    • Marcello in the DR – Believes that Ali will vote for him again if he doesn’t get evicted.
    • Hanah and Segun talking about the cleanliness, especially Lily’s hygiene.
    • Khaled in the DR – He won’t miss Ali if he goes.
    • BP is in the DR – No-one like Nathan has expressed how much they like her. Others haven’t got to know her as deep as Nathan. She admits she is a difficult person to love.
    • Martha is in the DR – She likes BP, she sees a nasty streak to her. She thinks that she is not talking to anyone but will only speak with Nathan.
    • Lily and Thomas are talking. They are going to be friends. Some housemates don’t think that Lily looks like her picture.
    • Segun in the DR – She is a good friend. Considers her to be sisterly. Likes her energy. Would be disappointed if Khaled left.
    • Some of the housemates are tucking into Haggis.
    • Hanah doesn’t like older or younger men. She prefers to date people her age.
    • BB has given housemates a game – They either answer a spicy question or have a Hot Sauce shot.
    • Some answers to the questions have slight jabs towards each other.
    • Sarah is apparently the biggest gossip.
    • Hanah didn’t like that Lily interrupted her whenever she didn’t interrupt Lily.
    • Nathan thinks Martha is very fake, even in her answers.
    • VOTING IS CLOSED
    • Apparently Marcello coined the wolf and witch quote.
    • Nathan and BP are officially boyfriend and girlfriend. Emma is overjoyed with Nathan and BP.
    • BACK TO TONIGHT – Time to evict someone.
    • The 3rd housemate to be evicted from the Big Brother house is: Izaaz


  • Big Brother UK 2024 – Day 18 Notes

    Big Brother UK 2024 – Day 18 Notes

    • Thomas is in the DR – People excited about the luxury shopping budget
    • Lily in the DR – She apologises for getting up late.
    • She is arguing with Segun about the shopping list.
    • Marcello is going through the shopping list with BB. Lily ordered wayyyy too many sweets
    • Nathan in the DR – Martha is “over-nice” – constantly saying “slay” – Very false.
    • [Lost stream due to Virgin Media Television being ass]
    • BB has called Sarah and BP to the DR – They have a secret mission, and they have a convince someone that Nathan is a millionaire.
    • Lily in the DR – She has told BB the gossip about Nathan.
    • BP and Sarah failed their secret mission as they were caught by Martha/Ali.
    • Martha is in the DR – Upset about what happened with the secret task.
    • Storeroom opened to get the shopping.
    • Ali doesn’t think that Khaled will be going on Friday.
    • Marcello has been called to the DR –
    • Lily is salivating about having Biscoff spread.
    • Hanah is talking with Ali but will not look at her.
    • Lily is screaming.
    • Lily in the DR – There is a divide in the house.
    • Segun finds the half-eaten jar of Biscoff spread that was eaten. Khaled says that Lily ate it.
    • According to Lily and Dean. According to Lily, Segun, Sarah, Khaled and Thomas are fake.
    • BP in Nathan in the bedroom talking about their relationship.
    • Dean in the DR – Saying that Lily is switched on.
    • Hanah, Segun and Marcello talking about how there are game players.


  • Big Brother UK 2024 – Day 17 Notes

    Big Brother UK 2024 – Day 17 Notes

    • The house has been turned into a laboratory.
    • BB has selected “Professor Ali” and “Professor Dean” with interns Hanah and Lily to take part in the task.
    • Housemates are dressed up as rats. Ali, Dean, Hanah and Lily are the only ones that can pass the shopping task.
    • They must correctly predict the experiments in order to win.
    • Intern Hanah is in the DR – Feels like work working with Dean and Ali. Still unhappy with Izaaz and Khaled being switched. Nothing to say to Ali.
    • Emma snogged Mick Hucknall from Simply Red after a concert.
    • Will the lab rats work under pressure? 1 pair will be tested without any pressure and another will be tested with pressure.
    • Interns have a buzzer to shock the rats, and the professors have to encourage the rats.
    • Will the lab rats work under pressure? Dean tells BB that they would better under pressure.
    • BB has chosen Izaaz & Nathan and Sarah & Baked Potato.
    • Izaaz & Nathan will be working under calm pressure. Sarah & BP will be working under intense pressure.
    • Very different situations in both rooms. Both teams complete the task.
    • Its lunchtime. The professors and interns have given proper food. The rats have been given a bowl of vegetables and nuts.
    • Lab rats are outside getting some fresh air.
    • Lily ate 1 and half chickens during lunch.
    • Nathan and BP are talking to each other through the cages.
    • Will the lab rats resist temptation? The professors predict that they won’t eat anything.
    • Emma & Thomas has been chosen. They resist eating the sweet treats in the DR.
    • Khaled and Marcello are next. Will they resist temptation? The professors predict that they won’t eat anything. They don’t eat anything.
    • Segun is in a bubble ball rolling around the garden.
    • Emma revealed that Hanah had a crush on Ali on the first day. Ali thinks that Marcello ‘turned’ on Ali when he found out that she is a lesbian.
    • Dinner has been served to the rats. The rats have been given raisins and nuts. The scientists have been given takeaway. Lily is sick from eating.
    • Sarah is in the DR – She is ‘done’ – She has reached her limit.
    • Lily pukes.
    • Final experiment: Does women have better intuition than men?
    • Lab rat Martha and Segun will see 2 of the same item, but one is good and one is bad, and they must choose the good one. They need to get at least 2 correct to pass.
    • Martha must take a bite of a donut now. She chose the incorrect donut. It contained hot sauce. Segun eats a jelly donut.
    • Martha chose an envelope. It had “Good Egg” in it, and Segun had “Bad Egg”. Under a cloche was an Easter egg and a regular egg.
    • Segun is to smash the regular egg on his head. No hesitation in doing it.
    • Martha must choose a ‘bin’. She chooses the correct bin and gets covered in confetti. Segun gets covered in bin juice
    • Segun in the DR – The bin juice is flowing around him.
    • Lily: “To Scientology!!” and everyone else was like “noooo”
    • The scientists have been brought back to the house.
    • BB has the results.
    • The scientists incorrect predicted that the rats would work under pressure.
    • The scientists correctly predicted that the rats would resist temptation.
    • The scientists correctly predicted that women would have better intuition than men.
    • They have got 2 out of 3 correct. They pass, and they have been granted a luxury shopping budget.
    • The rats has been set free!
    • Most of the housemates outside listening to Marcello rapping.
    • Ali in the DR – She tried to have small bits of interaction with Hanah today. She believes Hanah only cared about the friendship with the boys that are nominated and not the rest of the house. She doesn’t have any negative feelings against Hanah.
    • Lily in the DR – She wants sweets and chocolate and full fat Coca-cola. No meat, no veg, “Who the fuck adds coriander to food?” “It’s not ethical”
    • The housemates are in high spirits after the passing the shopping task.
    • Khaled in the DR – Hanah is a very honest person. He prefers to around the ‘boys’. Doesn’t speak with Ali and Lily at all. Khaled knows that they won’t be friends.
    • They are playing ‘Who’s most likely’ Nathan asks “…to lie to make themselves look good?” Lily blurts out, “…to be fake?” Lily points to Segun for calling Ali a ‘red witch’.
    • Martha in the DR – Thanks BB for the nice evening after the task.


  • Big Brother UK 2024 – Day 16 Notes

    Big Brother UK 2024 – Day 16 Notes

    • Sarah is in the DR – Says that Nathan is not up for eviction because of him, but because of Izaaz.
    • Nathan and Emma talking about Nathan’s potential last week in the house.
    • Martha is checking on Ali – Saying that Dean had stronger opinions about pairing Izaaz and Khaled together.
    • Emma and Nathan thinks that Khaled is in the right. Dean and Martha thinks that Ali is in the right.
    • Ali is in the DR – Thinks that Dean’s choice for swapping Lily and Hanah for Marcello and Izaaz wasn’t thought out and that she get the worst outcome from everyone.
    • Hanah and Segun talking about Ali and Dean. Hanah believes that she was only paired with Lily so that Hanah is a scapegoat for evictions.
    • Nathan in the DR – He sort of knows who nominated him. Thinks Martha is 2-faced and nominated him. Thinks Ali is also 2-faced.
    • Izaaz apologies to Marcello for past interactions
    • Some of them are doing the “Gimme my money trend”
    • Thomas in the DR – Food situation is bleak. There are 9 cabbages.
    • Emma is prepping some chickens for dinner.
    • Nathan thinks there are 2 game players: Lily and Ali. He thinks Ali’s is putting it on for the cameras.
    • BB gathered everyone on the sofa to reveal that there were multiple rule breaks. At least 4 instances regarding nominations. Hanah back chatted to BB. Segun said: “We need to get rid of the wolf. The red witch is coming”
    • The whole house has been punished. They will be living on porridge and porridge alone until further notice. Sarah and BP were to take all food away.
    • “You bloody big mouth bastards” ~ Baked Potato to the rest of the house.
    • Some housemates are having Porridge.
    • Khaled and Segun are in the hot-tub.
    • Hanah believes that she and her group is being ‘attacked’ because 2 people of her group are up for nominations.
    • Sarah is in the DR – Sarah has a bag of sugar left over when it should have been in the storeroom.
    • Dean in the DR – There are groups and the Hanah/Segun/Khaled gang don’t care about the rule breaks. But they will call out others for the rule breaks.
    • Ali and Dean are talking about what has happened.
    • Lily in the DR – Didn’t think that Segun would say the things behind Lily and Ali’s back. Lily must learn to like porridge.
    • Dean is on the bed crying, clutching the picture of him and his partner.
    • Hanah in the DR – Can’t handle porridge. Will starve if she can’t add honey or other toppings. BB says that the porridge is perfectly edible. Hanah walks out of the DR.
    • Segun and Ali are having a chat about today. He said it that it was a joke. She didn’t find it funny.
    • Dean and Hanah are talking in the bathroom about the drams that has unfolded. She believes that Ali has started a gender war to get the boys (Khaled and Marcello) out.
    • There is a cooked chicken in the oven. Marcello giving out about people talking about the chicken being in the oven. Marcello took a piece of the chicken on a fork. Big Brother’s camera tracking his moves. Izaaz is taking the chicken to the DR and Marcello takes another bite on the way.
    • Marcello is angry that his secret chicken mission and called most people in the room a “fucking numpty”
    • Marcello called Sarah a vegetarian (when she is a vegan) and that her pH levels were all over the place.
    • Emma is in the DR – A majority of people are at loggerheads with each other today.


  • Big Brother UK 2024 – Day 15 Notes

    Big Brother UK 2024 – Day 15 Notes

    • Ali and Dean talking about the Marcello and Khaled pairing.
    • Izaaz in the DR – Curious about the pairing up that is about to happen.
    • Segun and Marcello talking about Izaaz
    • It’s Martha’s birthday. Sarah made a cake.
    • Marcello in the DR – Commenting on Dean and Ali being the Head of House. Talking to Ali is stressful. Not his type of person.
    • Nominations time.
    • The nominations are in pairs.
    • Big Brother reveals the pairings from yesterday.
    • They can only discuss nominations as a pair in the diary room. They cannot discuss previous nominations.
    • Ali & Dean (who are immune) are in the DR to make their nominations: Khaled & Marcello
    • Marcello & Khaled in the DR to make nominations: Nathan & Izaaz
    • Sarah & Baked Potato in the DR to make nominations: Hanah & Lily
    • Segun & Martha in the DR to make nominations: Nathan & Izaaz (2)
    • Nathan & Izaaz in the DR to make nominations: Hanah & Lily (2)
    • Hanah & Lily in the DR to make nominations: Nathan & Izaaz (3)
    • Emma & Thomas in the DR to make nominations: Hanah & Lily (3)
    • Nathan & Baked Potato are upstairs talking…ish
    • Hanah just miiiggghhht be getting through to Lily. Hopefully.
    • Nathan in the DR – Saying that nominating in pairs was difficult. Says that he and BP like each other.
    • Nathan, BP and Martha in the bedroom talking about their relationship. Apparently, they kissed while Martha was on the toilet.
    • Hanah is in the DR – “Lily is in Hanah’s bootcamp” she wants to improve Lily in most aspects of her life.
    • Head of House Ali & Dean in the DR – They have 1 more task that they need to make. They have to go back to the secret basement.
    • They must choose either “Save and Replace” and “Killer Nomination” – They can change pairs.
    • BB shows the nominations. Hanah/Lily & Nathan/Izaaz are up for eviction.
    • Ali & Dean stood up. Ali is not taking this well. They chose to “Save & Replace” a pair.
    • They chose to save Lily & Hanah and replaced them with Khaled & Marcello.
    • Izaaz, Khaled, Marcello and Nathan are up for eviction. They would be up for nomination individually.
    • Lily cheering for herself in the toilet.
    • Khaled and Marcello discussing to Segun about the nomination.
    • Khaled talking to Ali about the killer nomination decision that it was a difficult decision. I’m sorry for singling you out as a fake person here.
    • Ali admits to the rule break, talking about nominations. Ali believes that Khaled was like “Haha, this is what it feels like” and jumped on Ali for making the same decision that he had to make last week and that Khaled is playing it up for the camera. She doesn’t want Khaled ridiculing her for making the same decision that he had to last week.
    • Nathan and BP are upstairs kissing.
    • Martha is in the DR – She has been given a slice of cake, Wispa Gold and drink to celebrate her birthday.
    • Emma talking to Khaled about Ali. Emma thinks that Ali is being a bitch
    • Ali doing the “Villain Strut” according to her. Believes that everyone is talking about Ali’s decision being weighed more than Dean’s, even though Dean had stronger opinions about Ali
    • Ali & Nathan breaking the rules about nominations.
    • Another instance of Nathan and Ali breaking the rules about nominations whenever they went back into the house and saw the screen.
    • Izaaz, Khaled, Marcello and Nathan are up for eviction this week.


  • Big Brother UK 2024 – Day 13 & 14 Notes

    Big Brother UK 2024 – Day 13 & 14 Notes

    Day 13

    • Back to Friday night, and it’s eviction night. Ali, Daze, Lily and Martha are up for eviction.
    • Lily is screaming and everyone is egging her on to scream louder.
    • Daze is evicted.
    • A lot of people are going to miss Daze. Segun seems appears to be upset about the eviction.
    • Emma and Nathan are commenting about Lily’s screaming.
    • Nathan and Baked Potato. Nathan is head over heels about BP.
    • Emma in the DR – She hoped that Lily would have evicted. She believes that Lily is self-aware about her screaming, but doesn’t care.
    • Martha in the DR – “She feels super slay”, “It gives <buzzwords>” [I can’t deal with the “It gives X” shtick]
    • Emma, Ali and Sarah are talking about Lily’s screaming.
    • Nathan and BP hug in the bathroom. They kiss!!

    Day 14

    • It’s Saturday.
    • Nathan has a banana.
    • Lily is picking an outfit. “…in her cave” ~Dean
    • Head of House Khaled reign is officially house.
    • The next “Head of House” will be decided this week.
    • There is a gallery with glass portraits with the housemates on it. Khaled must go in and smash a portrait. He smashes Lily’s.
    • Ali is not happy with the comments that Marcello is making about ejaculation.
    • Segun is next. He smashes Izaaz’s. Martha smashes Baked Potato’s portrait.
    • Emma smashes Khaled. Thomas smashes Sarah. Izaaz smashes Nathan.
    • Ali smashes Marcello. Hanah smashes Martha. Lily smashes Emma.
    • Baked Potato smashes Segun. Dean smashes Hanah. Nathan chooses Thomas.
    • Dean’s and Ali’s frame is left. Dean and Ali are Heads of House and are immune from the eviction.
    • Ali and Marcello are talking about the conversation and that he shouldn’t have mentioned ejaculation in a group setting. She is angry that it wasn’t appropriate, and Marcello’s response is that Ali shouldn’t say anything about their conversation that she wasn’t involved in.
    • Heads of House Ali and Dean are in the DR. They must make their way to the secret basement.
    • BP and Nathan are talking about going on a holiday once they get out.
    • Ali and Dean are in the secret basement.
    • Housemates will nominate in pairs. Housemates will nominate other pairs for eviction.
    • Ali and Dean choose the pairs:
    • Group 1: Hanah and Lily
    • Group 2: Marcello and Khaled
    • Group 3: Izaaz and Nathan
    • Group 4: Martha and Segun
    • Group 5: Sarah and Baked Potato
    • Group 6: Emma and Thomas
    • This will be revealed before nominations tomorrow.
    • “This is our dirty little secret” – Big Brother
    • Ali in the DR – Surprised that no one smashed per portrait earlier. Mentions the altercation with Marcello. Says that Baked Potato is handling her relationship with Nathan badly and is trying to keep thing quiet but sweet.